Woodstock '69 Soap – The OG Rebel Bar of Clean 🧼🌿✌️
Get ready to turn your shower into a time machine straight back to the epic days of peace, love, and questionable decisions. Woodstock '69 Soap is here to slap your senses with the earthy, unapologetic aroma of patchouli—the scent that’s been breaking hearts and sparking debates since before your parents even met.
 
Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, but here’s the twist: you might just acquire a taste for this bad boy, like a smoky scotch or that band you said you didn’t like but secretly stream every day.
 
What Makes It Legendary?
🌿 Patchouli Power: It’s bold. It’s earthy. It’s a vibe. And it doesn’t care if you’re ready for it.
💧 Skin Salvation: Packed with Fair Trade, sustainably-sourced oils like olive, coconut, and shea butter to leave your skin smooth and rebellious.
🎨 Nature’s Palette: Illite clay, kaolin clay, and iron oxide bring gritty, grounded vibes to this natural masterpiece.
 
It’s for the people who don’t just clean—they cleanse their soul, vibe with nature, and shower like they mean it. Lather up, rock on, and own the scent that started it all.